A Teleshoprol jutott eszembe egy reklam, mar nem
is tudom mit reklamozott, de volt benne egy mondat:
"Ahogy a magnes vonzza a femet..."
Szegeny magnes meg ezt nem is tudja, es o meg
mindig csak a magnesezheto anyagokat vonzza, pl.
vas. Lehet, hogy a rez, olom, alu...stb nem is fem?
:))))

Uvd
Inhouse

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH: 

>1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay. 

>2. Experience the joy of winning the World Cup for the first time. 

>3. You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs. 

>4. If there's a war you can surrender really early. 

>5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on the
> 'alternative' films channel.
>6. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries. 

>7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star. 

>8. Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street 

> humiliating your sense of national pride. 

>9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street. 

>10. People think you're a great lover even when you're not.

Szerintem a magyar viccek a legjobbak a vilagon, de azert neha itt is feluti
a 
fejet egy jo vicc. Tegnap hallottam az itteni kondi terem oltozojeben. 

John Gerzsenyi
(a.k.a. Janos)

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Where Is Your Cell Phone ?
 
There are several men in locker room of a private health after exercising. Sudd
enly
a cell phone that was on one the benches rings. 
A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: 
 
"Hello?"
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club ?"
"Yes."
"I saw a gorgeous mink coat at the mall; it is only $2,000 and I really want
it."
"Well ... OK, go ahead ..."
"And I stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one
I really liked. I spooke with the salesman and he gave me 
a really good price, and since we need to exchange the BMW we bought last year
...."
"What price did he quote you ?"
"Only $60,000 ..."
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great ! Before we hang up, something else ..."
"What ?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stoppe
d
by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house 
we looked at last year. It's on sale ! Remember ? The one with the pool, Englis
h
Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property."
"How much are they asking ?"
"Only $450,000, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ..."
"Well, go ahead and buy it, but just $420,000. OK ?"
"OK, sweetie ... Thanks ! I'll see you later ! I love you !"
"Bye, I do, too."
 
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the
phone and asks to all those presents:
 
"Does anybody know who this phone belongs to ?"


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a boltokban, buszokon, pont olyankor, amikor az ember rohanna meloba. Ha ez
valakinek megvan, nagyon kerem kuldje el nekem is 
maganba. Elore is koszonom szepen!


Luci-fer


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